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10 WAYS TO TALK YOURSELF OUT OF SEX
It's hard to kiss a man with his foot in his mouth. Things were going so well: You thought for sure that
tonight this woman was yours. So why are you sitting there alone while she's talking to him?
Chances are you've let loose with one of these not-so-fabulous confabulations.
01. I've never been dumped by a woman. I've always been the dumper.
02. My mom is my best friend.
03. All the bartenders down there know me by name.
04. Can you imagine having sex with just one person for the rest of your life?
05. Order whatever you want it's my dad's credit card.
06. You don't think I come across as feminine, do you?
07. I plan to retire at 40. (Which means we'll be sitting home alone while you work 90 hours a week until then.)
08. You can only tell the difference between real ones and fake ones by squeezing them.
09. That area is just full of strip joints. I mean, I've heard.
10. I'm my buddy's alibi tonight he's out with some new babe from work.
Contributed by Vikah Tibre, Bombay
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