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"Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed."
- Shakespeare
Contributed by Ingrid Kaavalezer (29), Las Vegas
"Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed."
- Marcello Mastroianni
Contributed by Ingrid Kaavalezer (29), from CyberCafe, Las Vegas
Relax......
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
Contributed by kumar ravi, IN
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 380L convertible."
PJ O'Rourke
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that -- sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
Bob Rubin
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Mignon McLaughlin
Contributed by Vikah Tibre, Bombay
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