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Girls Have It!
Girls misuse it! Models sell it! Photographers cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it!
thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
Smile Sms Submitted by Richard Keeve (), Goodyear, USA
ForEVER...
SMILE ever, UDAAS never,
KHUSH ever, GHUM SHUM never,
SHARE ever, HIDE never,
CARE ever, LEAVE never,
LOVE ever, HATE never,
THINK ME ever, FORGET ME never.
Romantic Sms Submitted by Kingfisher 'Rambo Die Hard' (31), The Island
Naughty SMS
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
Naughty Sms Submitted by Cody Milo (22), 'pornstar studio'
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