Fear the Learned Reader

Fear someone who has a library and reads lot of books,

You should Fear someone who has only one book and considers it sacred but he has not READ it!

- Friedrich Nietzsche 

Job Interview

When you know absolutely nothing about the company but still go for the job interview.

Research the company before going for Job Interview. 

Being a chicken or not!!!

Election Voting

Your vote matters coz...

Signboard Language n Meaning

Colin's Wooden bridge Warning Signboard! 

"Colin's Back Passage" 

"Slippy When Wet" 

Facebook & WhatsApp 'shit' Wall

Social media postings on facebook, whatsapp, X, twitter, Instagram 

Never check your weight after Drinking

Never check your weight after drinking... 🥂🥃🍻

Weighing body clock!!

How to Approach a Bull, Horse & an Idiot

How Not to Approach a Bull, a Horse & an Idiot!

Never approach a bull from front, 

a horse from behind,

 and, 

an Idiot from any direction!

Tolerance is Dysfunction of Society

Pluto said so that Tolerance is a dysfunction of a Civilized Society. 

Weed Mubarak

Legal Weed freedom t-shirt

Clinton Mantra

Clinton, 

Call me crazy, but I think treason, sedition and insurrection should be investigated thoroughly as a blow job!

Indian Students are Disliked Abroad!

*Why Indian Students are Disliked Abroad!*

TOO GOOD!

It was the first day of school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandra Subramanian entered the 4th grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. 

Teacher :- Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandra, who had his hand up: 

Chandra :- 'Patrick Henry, 1775,'.

'Very good! 

Teacher :- Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, 

shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandra:- 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandra, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud stage whisper: 'F**k  the Indians.'

'Who said that?' she demanded. But Chandra put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' 

Again, Chandra says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S**k  this!'

Chandra jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

'Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said

'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandra frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him in 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're scr*w*d!!

And Chandra said quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

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