Monday, August 4

True Old Friends

Friendship means....
True friends don't get offended when you insult them.
They laugh and Insult you something even better.

Sunday, August 3

Friendship is...


True Friends Don't Care if your house is dirty, 
They Care if you have wine.

Friday, July 25

Stars Speak


Fck! 

While at beach under starry nite sky, 
Man points up the sky and asks his wife, "Do you also have the impression that the stars are speaking to us?"
His wife looks up and sees the bright stars making up letters in sky, says, "These are Elon Musk's satellites"

Friday, June 13

Sunday, April 13

Pun Competition

An annual Pun Competition was held by the New York Times. Here are some submissions:  

1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.  

2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.  

3. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.  

4. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  

5. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.  

6. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.  

7. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.  

8. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.  

9. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils😀

10. Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we Arson.

11. Why is 'dark' spelt with a k and not c? 
Because you can't 'c' in the dark.

12. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? 
Well, because time will tell.

13. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a whole sentence.

14. I'm trying to organize a hide-n-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

15. I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness!

Monday, March 10

Fear the Learned Reader

Fear someone who has a library and reads lot of books,
You should Fear someone who has only one book and considers it sacred but he has not READ it!
- Friedrich Nietzsche 

Job Interview

When you know absolutely nothing about the company but still go for the job interview.

Research the company before going for Job Interview. 

Being a chicken or not!!!

Saturday, November 16

Signboard Language n Meaning

Colin's Wooden bridge Warning Signboard! 
"Colin's Back Passage" 
"Slippy When Wet" 

Facebook & WhatsApp 'shit' Wall

Social media postings on facebook, whatsapp, X, twitter, Instagram 

Saturday, September 7

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