Nun with her Dress

Two nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said

- Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent.

- I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us.

- Oh! What does he want.

- To rape us.

- What can we do.

- Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.

- He followed Sister Rose.

- Sister Mary reached the convent and was worried. 

- After an hour Sister Rose appeared.

- What happed?

- I started to run and so did he.

- And then?

- He caught up with me.

- Oh my God. And what did you do.

- I lifted up my dress.

- Sister! And what did he do.

- Dropped his pants.

- And then?

- Its obvious isn't it. 

- A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

If you thought of a different ending 

Pray 188 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind. 

And Don't send this back to me as I am still praying. 😜🤣🤣