Made in USA

*Brilliant comment on the US Economy!*

Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin with the following comments! :

 

The federal government is sending each of us a *$600 rebate.*

If we spend that money at *Wal-Mart*, the money goes to *China.*

If we spend it on *gasoline* it goes to the *Arabs.*

If we buy a *software*, it will go to *India.*

If we purchase *fruits and vegetables* it will go to *Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.*

If we purchase a *good car*, it will go to *Germany and Japan.*

If we purchase *useless crap*, it will go to *Taiwan or Korea.*

In short, *none of it* will help the *American economy.*

The *only way to keep that money here at home* is to spend it on *Guns, Prostitutes, and Beer*, since these are the *only products still produced in the US!* 😄🤣

WHEN BODY PARTS ARE USED AS VERBS

WHEN BODY PARTS ARE USED AS VERBS

            

_Many parts of the body can be used as verbs in either a physical or a metaphorical sense._

You can *head* a company, but if things go wrong you'll have to *shoulder* the blame, or *face* your investors. 

A good leader will *back* his employees, but if you don't *toe* the line the management can *skin* you.

Did you *muscle* your way into that job? 

You might *eye* someone suspiciously, or wait for the police to *finger* a suspect. 

But if you need to get out of town, you can *thumb* a ride or you can ride with me if you can *stomach* the thought.

Use strong *arm* tactic if you want to *elbow* out someone.

I don't always sing along with the radio, but I sometimes do *mouth* the words.

*That's Amazing English!!!* 👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻😊

Italian Viral Humor

THE ITALIAN SENSE OF HUMOR ....

 "Maybe it is true that we Italians are in a difficult situation.

But tell me where you will find another such country:

in which aprons for doctors are sewn by ARMANI

FERRARI is manufacturing respirators

GUCCI is making face masks

And sanitizing gel is made by BULGARI ??? 

We may end up in hell, but in style! " 

😜😂🍌💅

Chatting with Housemates during Lockdown

🤣🤣🤣Loved this silly one for a change..

Hi guys! Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down!  

Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. 

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.  

In the end though, the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.  The hoover was very unsympathetic...  told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!  

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion, and didn't say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬  The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to... Yes, you guessed it ... pull myself together. 🤣🤣🤣🤪

Men's Scotch at Bar

From "Standing near the bar with Scotch in our hand" 

To 

"Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in our hand"

Men have come a long way  ..

..The great lockdown

Lockdown Advice for Mating Partners

My brother stick to your 2 rounds with ur wife or partner during this lockdown. If you start going 6 she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. 

May wisdom with you - Mugabe