ICU Airlines

Nowadays Boarding a flights seems like entering an ICU

We Are Special

Humans are special kind of stupid...

Social distancing At the Airport and 

In the Aircraft !

Lady Cow

Yelled 'Cow' at the woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then, ... 

I tried!

Seeking Advertisement in Bathroom

Now that your client has lost weight,

You may advertise your Bikini

Marriage n Vaccination

Got Vaccinated and lived Corona free

is as much a myth as,

Got married and lived happily ever after!

🤣🤣

I Love Karma

Karma

The man who just drive into the parking I was waiting for and who said fuck off to me has arrived for interview .. with me! 😈😁 

English can be Life saver

Sometimes bad English can be a life saver  .... 😀😅🤣

One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a Pakistani came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog. 

Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?"

Pakistani: *"Your wife gave me 5000 Euros and said Kill the son of a bitch"*. 

There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the Pakistani and said: *"I will never forget the kindness of your English teacher for the rest of my life!"* 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tips for Happy Married Life

2 tips for a happy married life:

1. Keep Quiet when your wife is talking.

2. Don't Talk when she is quiet.

Mask Speaks

Simple rule:

Will Only Remove mask for Whiskey!