Emergency Landing

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An aeroplane made an emergency landing on water.

Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.

Air hostess then asked the Captain (Pilot) to help.

The Captain being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her : 

"You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE . 

Tell the British this is an HONOUR . 

Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, 

Tell the Germans this is the LAW.

Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER , and everyone will be sorted out."

Air hostess asked : "Can I convince the Pakistanis?"

Captain : "Yes dear, just whisper, " This is a suicide mission."

Air hostess again asked : "And what about the Singaporeans?" 

The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained : "You need not tell the SIngaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions."

Air hostess remembered the flight had some passengers from India. 

Air hostess then asked : "What about Indians?"

The captain laughed: "Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is FREE"

😊😜 (Satire)

Potty Problem

Only the little girl understood his problem of no toilet paper

Retired Colonel gets Married

After retirement, Colonel married a young 25 year old woman.

Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.

 The Colonel said: "I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away."

His friends advised him: "Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person."

Colonel promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant.

Now the friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked: "How is your wife now?"

Colonel replied: "She is not lonely at all, she is happy and in fact, she is now pregnant!"

The friends laughed, as they expected this. They asked: "And how is the tenant?" 

Colonel Sahab replied very soberly: "She is also pregnant."

_Never underestimate  a Veteran_ 😅