Taste of Wine

Australian Wine taste of bush !!

Vaccinated T-shirt

Cool Vaccine Women Tshirt,

Vaxxed

Waxed

And Ready 

To Climax

Woman......

WOMAN. . . . . . . . God's Ultimate Creation
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.......
An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her ?".
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The lord answered. " Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200 moving parts which must be replaceable
she must function on all kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,
give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with only two hands,.."
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day".... ...

 THE ANGEL was impressed. .." Just two hands.....impossible !" ..
And this is the standard model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the Lord,
" But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. " Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" ...
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The Angel touched her cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this creation is leaking ! You have put too many burdens on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
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The Lord said. " Tears are her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous !".... ...
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Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying,
cries when happy and
laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies
but she finds strength to get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth".
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Wacky French Phallus Necklace

 Quite a Necklace Showed Off By Newswoman!

If a man wore it he would be called a showoff and quite an uproar been raised!!

Hot Bollywood Beauty!

Fotos of Dusky Beauty - Chitrangada Singh

Woman's Logic or Problem

weird logic for Boys!!

Bikini or Underwear

Girls have No Problem!!

Reasons to be a Woman

50 Good Reasons to be a Woman - Super!

Socialite Anti-fashion Statement

Quite a fashion demanding socialite lady! weird dress sense to display her latest plastic assets upgrade!

Hair Raising Photos

World Record - Longest Hair of Woman

Wife's T-shirt

(she is putting her point very straight!)

Sexy Milk bath!

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?

I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."