English can be Life saver

Sometimes bad English can be a life saver  .... 😀😅🤣

One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a Pakistani came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog. 

Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?"

Pakistani: *"Your wife gave me 5000 Euros and said Kill the son of a bitch"*. 

There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the Pakistani and said: *"I will never forget the kindness of your English teacher for the rest of my life!"* 

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Tips for Happy Married Life

2 tips for a happy married life:

1. Keep Quiet when your wife is talking.

2. Don't Talk when she is quiet.

Mask Speaks

Simple rule:

Will Only Remove mask for Whiskey!

How to keep your wife away from your mobile phone!

Did you know that your wife will be holding your mobile when you will be in ICU for 14 days?

Prevent it.

"Wear the Mask"

Need a Burger!

She really want a Burger !

He replied....

Garage for Success

Where it all started?

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To be successful, 'one' prime requirement is that you own a garage!

Overspeed Controller

New control technique for overspeed regulation!

Paneer (Cottage Cheese)

What is the difference between 

Paneer Masala and Paneer Tikka Masala?

The latter is vaccinated.

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Office Lunch Proposal

Office Lunch Date Refusal

"I've asked you out for lunch and you saying you have a boyfriend. Is he hungry too?"

You are Negative

Husband and Wife on being negative!!

Life lessons from Snowman

Snowman

 

Looking for some life lessons? Check out this piece entitled:

 

All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman

 

1. It's OK if you're a little bottom heavy.

 

2. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

 

3. Wearing white is always appropriate.

 

4. Winter is the best of the four seasons.

 

5. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

 

6. There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

 

7. The key to life is to have a jolly, happy soul.

 

8. You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

 

9. There's no stopping once you're on a roll.

 

10. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!