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Sunday, November 22
Mt. Boner
Amazing Facts
Average person experiences 2 hours of boner everyday while climbing mountain due to slower blood flow and faster heart beat.
Saturday, November 21
GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE
Today is World Marriage Day. Let us keep 2 minutes silence and read some quotes of great personalities.
A few interesting
*GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE* :
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore ππ
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
– Socrates ππ
Wife inspires us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson ππ
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs πwith me.
– Bill Clinton ππ
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
– Michael Jordan π
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
– Barack Obamaπ³π³
When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened!
ππ
πAnd the best one …
"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers".πππ
Happy World Marriage Day !!π
Wednesday, November 4
Seriously Why World!?
Just for laughs! πππ
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND ?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE..
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess...
As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...
In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
Can You Cry Under Water.?
Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
We all are Living in a seriously funny world.... π€£π€£
Friday, October 30
Social Oxymorons
*English is full of contradictions....*
Here are some funny oxymorons ! ππ
1) Found Missing
2) Open Secret
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Clearly Misunderstood
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Exact Estimate
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
15) happily married
*And The newest Mother of all Oxymorons is -
16) "Social Distancing"
Saturday, October 24
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