Oldies Advice for Sickness

When do you drink water!!??

Positive Attitude n Thinking in Difficult Times

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged.
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to the bank, "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅

Always be positive even in difficult situations

Suffering from Alzheimer’s?

Suffering from Alzheimer's (memory loss) ? 👇🏻

Anti-theft Beer Bag

Skin colored belly beer strapon travel body bag to hide or carry

Self-declaration Cap - Pervert

Name Caps with Adjectives,
people tell more about themselves in single words on their head

Product Advertisement Placement

Durex does it again

How many human politicians?

Quote:

Politicians are like sperm.
One in a million turns out to be a human being.

Hilarious Advertisement Billboard Placements

Funny but uniquely good placement of Male pill advertising billboard on a bus!

Like a Benz

Beauty has its price!

Blonde Girl Hugs on Road

This guy surprised and happy to see a beautiful girl coming towards him with open arms for a hug!

Himalayan Funny Road Signs

Funny Road Signs on trip to the Himalayas mountain ranges