Killer Instinct

When your woman pulls out a knife during an arguement,

Place a bread and butter

Bob Marley problem of people

Real is hated but fake is loved! Why?

Inappropriate Quote

Just Bragging About...

Pitstop

Brake Warning!

Wife Rocks Good Old Times of Husband!!

HUSBAND in a good mood.... 

"Darling, remember 25 years ago I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black&white television and a bicycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 year old beautiful girl. 

Now I own a luxurious centrally air conditioned penthouse, 4 LED big screen televisions and a limousine but 

I sleep with a 50 year old woman..."

WIFE: "Do not worry darling. Just find yourself a 25 year old beautiful woman and I will make sure that you go back to a rented one room apartment, 

a table fan, a black and white television and a bicycle in no time....!!"

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Women always rock !!!👍👍👍

Weakest Part of a Car?

What is the weakest part of a car?

Friends' Warning

Warning to all those friends who don't drink or smoke .....

Funny n Strange Toilets

Funny Different types of Strange Toilets

The Perfect ;-) Cabbie Guy - Brian Sullivan

This one is toooooo good. ..

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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"  

Passenger: "Who?"  

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian every single time."  

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."  

Cabbie: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."  

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."  

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right."  

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."  

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."  

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"  

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his bloody widow."

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Did I read that sign right?

*Did I read that sign right?*

In an office:

*TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW*

In a Laundromat:

*AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*

In a London department store:

*BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*

In an office:

*WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN*

In an office:

*AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD*

Outside a secondhand shop:

*WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?*

Notice in health food shop window:

*CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*

Spotted in a safari park:

*ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*

Seen during a conference:

*FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*

Notice in a farmer's field:

*THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*.

On a repair shop door:

*WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)*

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Proof of Innocence

Lawyer: "To prove my client's innocence, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening."

Accused: "My Lord, I would rather confess to the murder"