Twitter Security Hack

@jack tweeted

"Tough day for us at Twitter. We all feel terrible this happened. We're diagnosing and will share everything we can when we have a more complete understanding of exactly what happened. "

"to our teammates working hard to make this right."

Mom's Name

What's your Mom's name?

My dad calls her Darling!

English Language Quarantine Travel Puns

Quarantine travel puns for lovers of English language.

"Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around."

Travel Bug

At this point I just wanna join the Locust Gang 

what Happy New Year!?

I am also looking for the rascal who sent me this on first day of the year 😡🤬🤯 

Durex Covid Advertisement

Guys at Durex have done it again!

Protect yourself and your loved ones 

While Going Out & Going In!!!

Modern Sausage

FOX FM - mate Match - where did you do it this morning?

😂😂😂😂😂

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone

number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme

African Expertise to USA

Alcoholic Dilemma

Doctor... How did you fall into the gutter?

Alcoholic patient... What can I say Doc..

There was a manhole, without a lid  outside a wine shop ..