Thursday, July 23

DIFFERENT HEIGHTS OF...

*Height of Fashion*
```Lungi with a zip.```

*Height of Laziness*
```Asking lift for morning walk.```

*Height of Craziness*
```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

*Height of Honesty*
```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```
 
*Height of De-Hydration*
```Cow giving milk powder.```

*Height of Hope*
```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

*Height of Stupidity*
```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

*Height of Suicide Attempt*
```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

*Height of Friendship*
```It's when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

*Height of Attitude*
```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```
_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*
```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```

No Parking

Boy parks his bicycle near the Legislature building.
Police Constable stops him.

Thursday, July 16

Twitter Security Hack

@jack tweeted
"Tough day for us at Twitter. We all feel terrible this happened. We're diagnosing and will share everything we can when we have a more complete understanding of exactly what happened. "
"to our teammates working hard to make this right."

Tuesday, July 14

Mom's Name

What's your Mom's name?
My dad calls her Darling!

Wednesday, July 8

English Language Quarantine Travel Puns

Quarantine travel puns for lovers of English language.

"Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around."

Tuesday, July 7

Friday, July 3

what Happy New Year!?

I am also looking for the rascal who sent me this on first day of the year 😡🤬🤯 

Thursday, July 2

Durex Covid Advertisement

Guys at Durex have done it again!

Protect yourself and your loved ones 
While Going Out & Going In!!!

Wednesday, June 17

Modern Sausage


FOX FM - mate Match - where did you do it this morning?

😂😂😂😂😂
This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone
number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

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