Keeping up with Current News

Me trying to keep up with Current News about world disasters, civil unrests and potential life-ending viruses

Ultracrepidaria - English to Hindi

British make things needlessly complicated.

A person who gives his opinion and advice on matters outside of one's knowledge or competence is calles Ultracrepidaria. 

But in India they simply call him ch***ya!

How to Check Friends' Video Messages

When your friend sends you a video and you don't trust them...

DIFFERENT HEIGHTS OF...

*Height of Fashion*

```Lungi with a zip.```

*Height of Laziness*

```Asking lift for morning walk.```

*Height of Craziness*

```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

*Height of Honesty*

```Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.```

 

*Height of De-Hydration*

```Cow giving milk powder.```

*Height of Hope*

```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

*Height of Stupidity*

```Looking through key hole of a glass door.```

*Height of Suicide Attempt*

```A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.```

*Height of Friendship*

```It's when your friend runs away with your wife; and you are really worried for your friend!```

*Height of Attitude*

```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.```

_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*

```An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.```

No Parking

Boy parks his bicycle near the Legislature building.

Police Constable stops him.

Guyanese Reasoning

Guyanese humor Made in China 

Twitter Security Hack

@jack tweeted

"Tough day for us at Twitter. We all feel terrible this happened. We're diagnosing and will share everything we can when we have a more complete understanding of exactly what happened. "

"to our teammates working hard to make this right."

Mom's Name

What's your Mom's name?

My dad calls her Darling!

English Language Quarantine Travel Puns

Quarantine travel puns for lovers of English language.

"Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around."

Travel Bug

At this point I just wanna join the Locust Gang 

what Happy New Year!?

I am also looking for the rascal who sent me this on first day of the year 😡🤬🤯