Opening to Fill

At Bar, 

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

Social Oxymorons

*English is full of contradictions....*

Here are some funny oxymorons ! 😆😆

 1) Found Missing

 2) Open Secret

 3) Small Crowd

 4) Act Naturally

 5) Clearly Misunderstood

 6) Fully Empty

 7) Pretty Ugly

 8) Seriously Funny

 9) Only Choice

10) Original Copies

11) Exact Estimate

12) Tragic Comedy

13) Foolish Wisdom

14) Liquid Gas

15) happily married

*And The newest Mother of all Oxymorons is -

16) "Social Distancing"

Happy Birthday Balloons of Breath

Balloons are so weird...

"Happy Birthday ... here's a plastic sack full of my breath"

What's in a name Dud!

Why to change name to meet the desi parents !!?

Speechless Stupidity

My silence dosen't mean I agree with you. 

..

Your level of stupidity rendered me Speechless! 

Global Opinions n Quotes on Marriage

A few interesting

GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

– Al Gore 😛😛

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

– Socrates 😝😝

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.

– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.

– Bill Clinton 😉😉

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

– Michael Jordan 😜

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

😜

🍁And the best one …

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer".

😜😂🍁

Have a wonderful day !!

Parking

How to park your car in 2-wheeler parking !

Eventful Dinner International

At a Diplomats' dinner, a  waiter  tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.

 Hushed silence turned into a roar of  laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat  announced:

"Gentlemen ! 

You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-

Fall of Turkey

Breakup of China

Spillage of Greece 

 and

Frustration of Hungary !

😀

Creative In-store Product Placements

For Extra Safety, Baby Products i got from store today for Moods 

Victoria's Secret Masks

Face Mask by Victoria's Secret 😜

Nuts in Crazy World

Aa the world gets crazier,

NUTS are easier to find!