Mt. Boner

Amazing Facts

Average person experiences 2 hours of boner everyday while climbing mountain due to slower blood flow and faster heart beat.

GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE

Today is World Marriage Day. Let us keep 2 minutes silence and read some quotes of great personalities.

A few interesting

*GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE* :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

– Al Gore 😛😛

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

– Socrates 😝😝

Wife inspires us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.

– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.

– Bill Clinton 😉😉

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

– Michael Jordan 😜

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,

wonders happen.

But once you get married, you wonder, what happened!

👌😃

🍁And the best one …

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers".😜😂🍁

Happy World Marriage Day !!😅

Seriously Why World!?

Just for laughs! 😀😀😀

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND ?

 

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE..

 

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess...

As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...

 

In our country,

We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,

Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?

 

If money doesn't grow on TREES,

then why do banks have BRANCHES ?

 

Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ?

 

Why do you still call it a BUILDING,

when its already BUILT ?

 

If its true that we are here to HELP others,

What are others HERE for ?

 

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...

Why do bars have PARKING lots ?

 

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,

Where Did All The Money Go..?

 

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,

Who Tests It..?

 

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,

Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?

 

Who Copyrighted

The Copyright Symbol..?

 

Can You Cry Under Water.?

 

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",

When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??

 

We all are Living in a seriously funny world.... 🤣🤣

Opening to Fill

At Bar, 

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

Social Oxymorons

*English is full of contradictions....*

Here are some funny oxymorons ! 😆😆

 1) Found Missing

 2) Open Secret

 3) Small Crowd

 4) Act Naturally

 5) Clearly Misunderstood

 6) Fully Empty

 7) Pretty Ugly

 8) Seriously Funny

 9) Only Choice

10) Original Copies

11) Exact Estimate

12) Tragic Comedy

13) Foolish Wisdom

14) Liquid Gas

15) happily married

*And The newest Mother of all Oxymorons is -

16) "Social Distancing"

Happy Birthday Balloons of Breath

Balloons are so weird...

"Happy Birthday ... here's a plastic sack full of my breath"

What's in a name Dud!

Why to change name to meet the desi parents !!?

Speechless Stupidity

My silence dosen't mean I agree with you. 

..

Your level of stupidity rendered me Speechless! 

Global Opinions n Quotes on Marriage

A few interesting

GLOBAL OPINIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

– Al Gore 😛😛

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

– Socrates 😝😝

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.

– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.

– Bill Clinton 😉😉

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

– Michael Jordan 😜

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

😜

🍁And the best one …

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer".

😜😂🍁

Have a wonderful day !!

Parking

How to park your car in 2-wheeler parking !

Eventful Dinner International

At a Diplomats' dinner, a  waiter  tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.

 Hushed silence turned into a roar of  laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat  announced:

"Gentlemen ! 

You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-

Fall of Turkey

Breakup of China

Spillage of Greece 

 and

Frustration of Hungary !

😀