Lady Cow

Yelled 'Cow' at the woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then, ... 

I tried!

Seeking Advertisement in Bathroom

Now that your client has lost weight,

You may advertise your Bikini

Marriage n Vaccination

Got Vaccinated and lived Corona free

is as much a myth as,

Got married and lived happily ever after!

🤣🤣

I Love Karma

Karma

The man who just drive into the parking I was waiting for and who said fuck off to me has arrived for interview .. with me! 😈😁 

English can be Life saver

Sometimes bad English can be a life saver  .... 😀😅🤣

One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a Pakistani came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog. 

Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?"

Pakistani: *"Your wife gave me 5000 Euros and said Kill the son of a bitch"*. 

There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the Pakistani and said: *"I will never forget the kindness of your English teacher for the rest of my life!"* 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tips for Happy Married Life

2 tips for a happy married life:

1. Keep Quiet when your wife is talking.

2. Don't Talk when she is quiet.

Mask Speaks

Simple rule:

Will Only Remove mask for Whiskey!

How to keep your wife away from your mobile phone!

Did you know that your wife will be holding your mobile when you will be in ICU for 14 days?

Prevent it.

"Wear the Mask"

Need a Burger!

She really want a Burger !

He replied....

Garage for Success

Where it all started?

.

.

To be successful, 'one' prime requirement is that you own a garage!

Overspeed Controller

New control technique for overspeed regulation!