Jingle Bells

The Holidays aren't the same without J&B ! 

Dr. Molested Me-too

Forty years ago my doctor molested me...

When I was born, he slapped my Butt!

Story of Famous Love (Heart) Sign

Now you know the real story of Love Sign!

Car Owner's Enemy

Car Owner's weekend car wash delight

And,

A Pigeon's Delight !!!!

Laxmi added to whatsapp group

Admin : Adding *Laxmi* to the group.

 *Ravi* : Hi Laxmi welcome to the group.

 *Laxmi* : Hi guys , am new to the city

 *Vinay* : Hi Laxmi dont worry , am there...any problems i will solve it. 

 *Rajan* : Hi Laxmi.. tell me if you have any  problem, will arrange a solution for u

 *Vijay* : Hi Laxmi, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.

 *Ratan* : Hi Laxmi, mera bhai bada Kaam ki cheez hai , koi bhi problem ho, he will manage it for you..

 *Ram* : Laxmi, pl call me if you need any help

 *Laxmi* : Thanx guys for your support

 *Ratan* : Laxmi whats your full name..

 *Laxmi* : Laxminarayan Rao.

*Ravi left*

*Vinay left*

*Ratan left*

*Vijay left*

*Rajan left*

*Ram left*

*Admin left...*

*Laxmi is the admin now*

😳🥴😩😭.............😜😜

Cost of Trip to Spain

Mate: How much would a trip to Spain cost?

Jack: It depends where you live. If you live in Spain, it's Free!!  ;-)

Hard Feelings!

When you can't get what you looking for so hard! 

Laugh at People!

"If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future."

Ok, I am laughing at Jeff Bezos hahahaha, Bill Gates hahahaha ..... 

How to See God in Space

Astronaut in space, 'I See No God Up Here'

Netizen suggested to remove his helmet.

Wine in Pill Form

Someone offered me grapes. But I declined.

I'm not used to consume swine in Pill form.

Cop's Reason for Delay in Arrest!

Lawyer in court, "Wife shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor?"

Policeman, "That is correct"

Lawyer, "And it took twenty minutes for you to arrest her! Why?"

Policeman, "The floor was still wet!"