Her tshirt says it all when people ask her about her diet plans!!
Wednesday, June 28
Saturday, June 24
Wednesday, June 21
Drunks Are Most Alert Persons
Drunk men are the most alert and diligently follow road rules while crossing roads.
They are best security of a liquor bottle.
Sunday, June 18
Columbus
Columbus, real name, Cristoforo Colombo, died in 1505 at the age of 55. He was such a monster that the king and queen of Spain refused to invite him to the kingdom after his voyage to the Americas because of how evil he was during his financed expedition.
Word spread fast about how he and his men raped and tortured and murdered the indigenous people in the Caribbean islands.
He became a pariah.
Wednesday, May 3
Latest Airlines Warning!
After a number of flyers urinating in flight seats and on co-passengers,
Airlines have to release and display Warning, 'Pissing is Prohibited'
Thursday, April 20
F*ck Off!
Keep f*cking off
Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign saying "You cant f*ck off past here"
An Apology from Hospital
Dear Sir,
We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your pen*s showed it was not cancerous
It was lipstick.
We deeply regret the amputation.
Friday, March 17
Sunday, March 12
Friday, March 10
The Rich ShoeShiner
*The Rich Shoeshiner*
Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there.
He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny, great look.
One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO "What do you think of the stock market situation ?"
The CEO arrogantly asks him "Why are you so interested in this subject ?"
The shoeshine man replies "I have twenty million dollars deposited in your bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the stock market."
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