Internet safety guidelines (humor)

The ten most hated words on the Internet

The Internet has much to answer for, but one of its chiefest sins is its relentless stupifidication of the English language. And no, I did not just make up the word "stupifidication."

UK pollsters YouGov have just completed a survey on the web's most-hated words, the abominations that threaten to turn English into a long series of "plzkthxbye" utterances. At the top of the list (and rightly so) is the word "folksonomy." It's followed by:

* Blogosphere
* Blog
* Netiquette
* Blook (don't ask)
* Webinar
* Vlog
* Social Networking
* Cookie
* Wiki

By Nate Anderson

Cars

Audi TT S-Line (2008)

Audi TT Roadster (2008)

Audi RS 6 Avant (2008)

Audi S8 (2007)

Audi S6 Avant (2007)

Audi S6 (2007)

Audi S4 Cabrio (2007)

Audi S4 (2007)

Shayari

Funny Shayari Hindi Urdu Shayri

BodyArt Painting

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Funny Shayari Urdu Hindi English Sms

Want to pacify your boss? Read and send hilarious shayari (four line poetry) in urdu hindi english languages for daily fun and sms messages on mobile to friend.

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Gudnight Sms

Jab-jab aap members ki yaad aaeygi,
Tab-tab hamari kalam se shayari bahar aeygi,
Aur – yeh shayri padhne ke baad ho jaigi sab ki chhuti
Kyonki — yeh hi kittu ki — panna no.40
;-) bole to - good night sms panna no.40


Teri eyes hai jaise tube-light,
Ab bandh bhi karo, kyonki ho gai hai - goodnight!
(Your eyes are like tubelight,
Now close ur eyes because its gudnight!)

Calvin and Hobbes - Head of State

Kids learn what they see, Deny the Truth!

Ishq Vishq Shayari

Dekh Meri Aankhon Me Khawab Kiske Hai
Dil Me Mere Sulagte Toofan Kiske Hai,
Nahi Koi gujrah In Raasto Se Ho Kar,
Phir Ye Kadmo Ke Nishan Kiske hai.

apni palko pe umeedon ko sazaa kar rakhna,
dil ki dahleez par ek deep jalaa kae rakhna
hain muntjir yahaa sab ek hasi ki khaatir..
rishta hotho ka hasi se bhi banaa kar rakhna

je yaar hi yaar to pada rakhe, ki fayada yari laun da.
j kadar nahi jazbataan di, ki fayda pyar paun da.
j poore karne na kol-krara, ki haqq a laare laun da.

Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..
jihna kitta tenu pyar, Us nu rauri na...
Dil kach de saman ehnu todi naa, Sadde naal kita pyar muhu modi na..

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain... Yeh
haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain Woh na aaye
tou satati hai khalish see dil ko... Woh jo aaye to
khalish aur jawan hoti hain

Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain Par Dilon Ke
Shahar To Ujarte Nahi Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut
Jaye Bhi To Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?

I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."

Kids’ drawings redrawn

A gallery of drawings, where artists redraw kids’ imaginations. Courtesy: Paul Kops. click on the images to view toons.