New Words Signboard

The more you look at this sign board, the more you will find the new words! 

Nokiya

Mobile Repear 

#Cell Paint

#Mobile Sails

#Sony Erection

#Downlouding

Abailabul

Samesang

#Eye Phone

Dear Problems

seen on windshield of a car,

"Dear problems, give me some discounts, I am your regular customer"

Big Data n Teens

What is Big Data !!

America Today

If you don't need a Mask 

Coz God will Protect you,

Then Why do you need a Gun!!

Like A Phone Number

Work until your Bank Balance 

Looks like a Phone Number

Men's Day

Men Don't Need Men's Day, 

just Happy Hours is sufficient.

Court Evidence of Viagra thieves

Big visgra shipment was stolen. Cops looking for gang of 'hardened' criminals.

Will the evidence stand in court trial?

Driving Skill

Remember the days when you first started driving and everything was scary.

Now you are speeding over 80 and putting salsa on your taco!

Who's the favourite, Cat or Dog?

A dog and a cat are having an argument on who is the favourite of humans.

Passion at 95 with Warning!

Passionate Sex at 95....! And warning too 😂😂

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. 

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning'. 

Horrified, Jenny told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.. It was just the right rhythm.. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply *in* on the Ding and *out* on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued........ 'He'd still be alive if the damn fire engine had not passed by'.

 🤣😂😜

Larry the Fighter Pilot n Sarah

Teacher of class 3rd grade  asks Larry n Sarah What they want to be When they grow up.